Drinking in L.A.

Hi, my name is StereoMike Yeah, we got 3 tickets to the Bran Van concert this Monday night At the Pacific Pallisades. You can all dial in if you want to answer A couple of questions, namely What is Todd's favorite cheese Jackie just called up and said it was a form of Roquefort We'll see about that Give us a ring-ding-ding! It's a beautiful day Yeah Todd, this is Liquid ring-a-ding-a-dinging I want those 3 Bran Van tickets man Waddya think? Todd, you there? I woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes When Mike came over with a script surprise A mafioso story with a twist A "To Wong Foo, Julie Newmar" hitch Get your ass out of bed, he said: I'll explain it on the way But we did nothing Absolutely nothing that day And I'll say What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. At twenty six? I got the fever for the flavor The payback will be later Still I need a fix And the girls on the bus kept on laughing at us As we rode on the ten down to Venice again Flaring out the G-funk Sipping on juice and gin Just me and a friend Feeling kinda groovy Working on a movie (Yeah right!) But we did nothing Absolutely bupkis That day And I'll say What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. At twenty six? With my mind on my money and my money on my, beer beer! I know that life is for the taking So I'd better wise up And take it quickly (Yeah one more time at trader vics) Some men there wanted to hurt us And other men Said we weren't worth the fuss We could see them all bitching by the bar About the fine line Between the rich and the poor Then Mike turned to me and said What do you think we got done son? We've got a conclusion And I guess that's something So I ask you What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. At twenty six? I got the fever for the nectar The payback will be later Still I need a fix (We need to fix you up Call me monday And maybe we'll fix it all up) L.A. L.A. L.L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.L.A. So I ask you What the hell am I doing drinking in LA At twenty six? L.A. L.A. L.A.