Shut Your Mouth When You Sneeze

Don't put them funky things on me You even got your eyeballs closed I don't know what comes out your nose Shut your mouth when you brush your teeth I smell your gums you got rotten meat You face looks like you've just been beat I'll never sit next to you when you eat Ey, your adorable Gee, I believe you stand a chance Ey when the truth it really awful Gee you look like a blown up mutant ant! Ey, you've got those huge baboon lips Plastic surgery helped king kong's hips Did you, oh did you hear what I said? A baboon knows that a monkey head I wish I'd met you before you were born I could've changed your head for a corn But you have lived this way too long And now your folks don't want you to belong Shut your mouth don't try to talk You've just learned how to walk I don't know what you have got They call it this, I say jungle rat Don't put them funky things on me You even got your eyeballs closed I don't know what comes out your nose