Bad Babysitter (feat. High & Mighty)

Ok honey, now the name of the restaurant And my cellphone number are on the refrigerator (Uh-huh) Don't be afraid to call for me if you need anything Now have Josh in bed by 9 (Aha) 9:30 at latest (Sure) Now the soda and the chips are in the kitchen (Great) Atari, DVD-Player And I think there are some board games in the closet (Uh-huh) Oh, but one thing, just be good (Okay) I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour Babysitting sucks, but whatever, they got junk food, kung fu Egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too, and a hot Jew Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out If I'm bad, I'll turn around in the corner for time-out Aight, Josh, what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons? HBO got Platoon (No), hey, get back in the room I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid I'ma sit on the couch and masturbate Then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate Spit out my Bubblicious and get to one of them Big fridges that could fit ten midgets Damn, they rich, hey, she left me fifty dishes, bitch Let's try on ya mom's minks, think she'll miss these Chanel links? In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks, go play under the sink (I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell And God told me you're goin' straight to Hell Well, if you don't like it, I can leave and then you'll be alone Believe me, that's what the creepy monsters want Plus I'll be taking your TV (No) Put on your 'jamas and don't wet the bed, I got a camera I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like, Sarah Oh, and one more thing There's been several mass murderers spotted in the area I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin While you sleep Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet Hey what are these pills? I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagamet Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6 But my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky Cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's cucumber Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware (Ew) No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny! Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger Might let you see your mom in the mornin No porn and shut the shade Gabe- One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour Oh, dag, they just came back Jeez, Mr. W, your wife looks bad Oh, it must have been the drinks she had We drank some mai tais, watched jai alai Ripped off her thigh highs Um, too much information, I need a ride Oh, let's take the the Benz That's the coolest car I ever seen How old are you again? I forget, nineteen? Uh-huh yeah, psych, in like four more years Oh, one time, could you please show me one of those nice cheers? (Wooh) Have you been working out? No doubt, here's your house You wanna come in? We just got this awesome new couch Ouch, stop it girl Can't I get a little peek? Nah, girl, I'll take a rain check and see you next week I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower Woo! I'm makin' six bucks an hour