Kung Fu

Kung Fu, do what you do to me

I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy

Full on, I moved to Hong Kong

With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong

I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he loves you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh, Daniel San, made in Taiwan

Come on, Jackie Chan, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Last night Jackie Chan came around

I played pool with him, and we hung out

Mr. Miagi and the X-men

Called in for a while as well

I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he loves you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh, Daniel San, made in Taiwan

Come on, Jackie Chan, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Kung Fu, do what you do to me

I can't live without my Kung Fu movies

"Shanghai Killers" and "Deadly Road"

My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed

Oh, I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he loves you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh, Daniel San, made in Taiwan

Come on, Jackie Chan, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I think it's strange he's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he loves you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh, Daniel San, made in Taiwan

Come on, Jackie Chan, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh