I'm a Boy

One girl was called Jean Marie

Another little girl, Felicity

Another little girl was Sally Joy

The other was me, and I'm a boy

My name is Alice, I'm a headcase

They practice making up on my face

I feel lucky if I get pants to wear

Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair

I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But my mom won't admit it

I'm a boy, I'm a boy

If I say I am, I get it

I wanna play baseball on the green

Ride my bike across the street

Cut myself and see my blood

Wanna come home all covered in mud

My name is Alice, I'm a headcase

They practice making up on my face

I feel lucky if I get pants to wear

Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair

I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But my mom won't admit it

I'm a boy, I'm a boy

If I say I am, I get it

I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But my mom won't admit it

I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy

I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy

I'm a boy

I'm a boy

I'm a boy