Mr. Watson

I don't need money, I don't need sleep

I just wish my man, he'd go home

'Cause everything's funny when it's just you and me

Tired of people asking what I do when I'm alone

They spend a summer getting clean

But September comes and they fall like leaves

Oh, what would I do without you, what would I do without you

Oh, Mr. Watson, I've been cheating on you

You're the only one to fix the stupid shit I've been through

Mr. Watson, I've been cheating on you

You're the only one who knows my favorite color and it's powder blue

Fuck all your friends, tell me, go get a job

Bloody noses, talking so fast, like an eight ball ain't so wrong

All these problems ain't real till I'm screwed up or I'm bored

Check for powder, kitchen counter, can't tell me this ain't real fun

They call their parents, move back home

Go to church and pray for the sad, sad girl

Oh, what would I do without you, what would I do without you

Oh Mr. Watson, I've been cheating on you

You're the only one to fix the stupid shit I've been through

Mr. Watson, I've been cheating on you

You're the only one who knows my favorite color

What's the point in being young

So meaningless without you, I'm no good

With my big dead eyes lost in your buzz

I'll realize that you're the only one

Mr. Watson, I've been cheating on you

You're the only one to fix the stupid shit I've been through

Mr. Watson, I've been cheating on you

You're the only one who knows my favorite color and it's powder blue