Swipe

Oh my God

Why are you even on Tinder?

All you have to do

Swipe to the left

Swipe to the right

To the left, to the right

To the left, to the right

To the left, to the right

To the left, to the right

To the left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right

Left, right, left, right, le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le

It's my motherfucking Tinder party

I like to twerk with my boyfriends

Oh my God, yuck

I like to twerk with my boyfriend

Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend

Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend

It's my motherfucking Tinder party

Oh my God

Ugh, why are you even on Tinder?

I'm way too hot for you

I'm an Instagram model

Yeah, that's a real job

I have a hundred thousand followers

And you have like, three hundred

I get paid to take pictures

Every day

No photoshop, no filter

Yeah, I'm just naturally hot

I woke up like this

(Swipe)

I do yoga with Tay Tay and Gigi

So we're basically totes besties

I do direct

Swipe, swipe, swipe

I just don't like to smile

I just have resting bitch face

And I don't find you very funny

Uh, yeah, my butt's real

It's my motherfucking Tinder party

I like to twerk with my boyfriends

I like to twerk with my boyfriends

It's my motherfucking Tinder party