Hammered

Talkin’ about a buzz

Just hit me when you kiss me

No, there ain’t no shot of whiskey

That does me like your lips

One helluva rush

Like a chug, full-throttle, eat the worm at the bottom

Getting’ good and blackedout ripped

Chorus: If they sold a fifth of you, it’d be fifty-thousand proof

Beer’d be like water and shine’d be a pre-game

Starter kit, illegit, dang it what a waste of booze

Girl, nothin’ gets me hammered like you

Ain’t no way I can drive

‘Cause I’d be seeing double

And that would lead to trouble

And I’d never make it home at night

Chorus: If they sold a fifth of you, it’d be fifty-thousand proof

Beer’d be like water and shine’d be a pre-game

Starter kit, illegit, dang it what a waste of booze

Girl, nothin’ gets me hammered like you

Girl, I swear it ain’t fair

To have this effect on me

Got me lookin’ like a cheap date

One drink, lightweight, underage

Rookie with a fake ID

If they sold a fifth of you, it’d be fifty-thousand proof

Beer’d be like water

Chorus: If they sold a fifth of you, it’d be fifty-thousand proof

Beer’d be like water and shine’d be a pre-game

Starter kit, illegit, dang it what a waste of booze

Yeah a starter kit, illegit, dang it what a waste of booze

Girl, nothin’ gets me hammered

Nothin’ gets me hammered like you

Nothin’ gets me hammered like you