Your Gay Friend

Woohoo!

Hey, hey, here comes no one

Another friend to have a go on

And she asks me, do I miss her when she's gone?

And I reply "as much as I miss anyone"

Oh! woohoo

And I'll be your gay friend

Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us

So jump into my bed

Pretend the world is dead

Always in my head is a face between us

Hey Lord, forgive us if we're wrong

Make sure that he never hears this song

And she says that I'm the opposite of a Hallmark card

She asked me how I'm feeling

When I don't want to think that hard

Oh! woohoo!

And I'll be your gay friend

Cause your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

Theres a space between us

Jump into my bed

Pretend the world is dead

Always in my head is a face between us

It's the late show now

How does the late show end

Well, if god is in the details

Thank God that you're my friend

I have a friend again

You're my friend again

My gay friend

Oh! woohoo! erhh

So jump into my bed

Pretend the world is dead

Always in my head is a space between us

And I'll be your gay friend

As your marriage never ends

Till we fuck and fight again

There's a space between us

Oh! woohoo!