Week Without A Drink

Gonna sell off a couple kidneys, buy a starship

Fly that thing out west of San Anton'

Gonna wrangle them armadillos with a bullwhip

Start a polka band then rock the Alamo

Before I go a week without a drink

Well, the day's too long and life's too short to ride on the wagon down

Two or three, hey, I can see, but seven, man, that's insane

Yeah, I'll pour my poor heart out down the sink

Before I go a week without a drink

My own grandma said I best be slowing it down

Or you'll crash and burn on your road to success

She said maybe you should skip a couple rounds

I said, grandma, you will see me in a dress

Well, before I go a week without a drink

Well, the day's too long and life's too short to ride on the wagon down

Two or three, hey, I can see, but seven, man, that's insane

Yeah, I'll pour my poor heart out down the sink

Before I go a week without a drink

I ain't got a problem unless the problem is a problem

No, I can't go a week without a drink

And the day's too long and life's too short to ride on the wagon down

Two or three, hey, I can see, but seven, man, that's insane

Yeah, I'll pour my poor heart out down the sink

Before I go a week without a drink

Yes, I'll pour my poor heart out down the sink

Before I go a week without a drink