All I Want for Christmas is Food (feat. Dandy Wellington)

Hand me the eggnog, pass me the pie.

Give me the stuffing and a turkey thigh.

I might even fry the gizzard if I'm in the mood

Oh, All I Want for Christmas is Food!

 

Serve me a ham bone with some collard greens,

A bowl of bread pudding made with heavy cream.

Some pheasant would be pleasant in a bowl of burgoo

Oh, All I Want for Christmas is Food!

 

Snickerdoodles, macaroons, and Bûche de Noël,

I'll eat anything that you bake.

Give me peanut brittle, gingerbread and Crème Caramel

Top it off with Grandma's fruitcake.

 

Slide me the cornbread I'll eat the whole batch,

Cranberry sauce, we're gonna cook it from scratch.

Mashed potatoes made so creamy you don't have to chew

Oh, All I Want for Christmas is Food!

 

Give me some berries and a sugar plum,

I'd love to get my hands on some hot cross buns,

Now don't forget to make your famous tiramisu,

Oh, All I Want for Christmas is Food!

A dish of marshmallows and candied yams,

A spot of mint jelly with a rack of lamb

We'll save the juice and make a gravy with a little roux,

Oh, All I Want for Christmas is Food!

 

I'll take a chocolate mousse, a latke, and a mince-meat pie.

I'll even eat up all of the crumbs.

Profiteroles, piroshki, and a glass of mulled wine,

Pass another slice of Beef Wellington.

 

Come New Years Day I'll start a diet, I swear,

But for now my attitude is devil may care.

I'm havin' all my suits let out to make a little more room.

'Cause All I Want for Christmas is Food.

All I Want for Christmas is Food.

All I Want for Christmas is Food!