Love Me I'm a Liberal

Love me, love me, love me

I'm a liberal, I'm a liberal

At a party for the students, I lean to the left

Bang on about the planet being fucked, man, I'm distressed

Hijacked the Spotify with Public Enemy

But tomorrow morning I'll be on a mindfulness retreat

How dare you call me selfish, man, my T-shirt's crowdfunded

I only buy tory papers for the football pundits

I prop up every crummy hierarchy that ever was

Complain around the edges, defend it at all costs

Love me, love me, love me

I'm a liberal, I'm a liberal

Oh, love me, love me, love me

I'm a liberal, I'm a liberal

I cried when I saw that dead kid on the beach

The TV remote must have been somewhere out of reach

But I knew it was important, updated my status

Common have a listen to my refugee playlist

I watch the same shows as the precariat

I'll be the first to tell you when I'll mingle with those twats

Latte, cocaine, red velvet muffin

Instagram hashtag migration but do nothing

Love me, love me, love me

I'm a liberal, I'm a liberal

Oh, love me, love me, love me

I'm a liberal, I'm a liberal

Sunday morning, feeling sick

A kid like that made my iPhone six

I'm not deep, I am in a big hole

In an echo chamber for self-control

Jesus said "hang it on the wood

Forgive those dicks, they do some good"

So I throw it all out by the side of the Shard

Fight the power just not too hard

Love me, love me, love me

I'm a liberal, I'm a liberal

Oh please, love me, love me, love me

I'm a liberal, I'm a liberal

Love me, love me, love me

I'm a liberal, I'm a liberal

Oh, love me, love me, love me

I'm a liberal, I'm a liberal