I Like Losers

Every girl you date is the love of your life

Then you throw it away for a Saturday night

You barely know her face while she's standing in line

Then you'll tattoo her name over Caroline's

Or was it Madeline

Or maybe Karen

You look like such a dick with your bad stick and pokes

You talk about the Smiths as if nobody knows

You're half man half kid

Mom still folding your clothes

And you won't stop talking

About that time you did blow

Yeah dude, everybody knows

I like losers losers like me

It's something about the taste of the tragedy

Like PBR and Swisher Sweets

He's putting cigarettes out on me

I think that must mean he loves me

You think you're so unique cause you don't like your dad

Always threatening that you're packing your bags

Do us a solid and just never come back

The streets will treat you well

Without a gag reflex

Since you're like so good at sex

I'd always joke to you that I'd be your Stepmom

Now that you've cut town maybe this is my shot

Your Dad looks so tan while he's cutting the lawn

Think I'll join him and go and take off my top

I thought you loved chaos

I like losers losers like me

It's something about the taste of the tragedy

Like PBR and Swisher Sweets

He's putting cigarettes out on me

I think that must mean he loves me

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