My Best Friend's a Skeleton

I met him on a rainy day

I was lost and wanderin' around

I heard him coming from miles away

'Cause his bones make a ruckus when they hit the ground

He said, "Hi," that set the pace

And we talked and talked some more (You talked)

Even though he had no face (Huh?)

It didn't matter 'cause we had a rapport

My best friend's a skeleton

He's a really stand-up guy

My best friend's a skeleton

We'll be friends till the day that we die

We pick up chicks, we go to bars

And we down our shots in a cinch

We go to cemeteries to watch the stars

And talk about the films of David Lynch (I love him)

We are of a kindred ilk

So we very rarely fight

I only get grouchy when he steals my milk (Uh-oh)

Or when it gets cold in the graveyard at night

Oh, it's so bone-chilling in the graveyard at night! (Alright)

My best friend's a skeleton

And his humor's really dry

My best friend's a skeleton

We'll be friends till the day that we die

People think it makes no sense

Be we know that it's fine

When life gets tough or too intense

I know he's got my back

And he's got mine

And even if there comes a time

When my buddy isn't there (Why would you say that?)

He'll always be inside of me

So I'll never despair

My best friend's a skeleton

He hugs me when I cry

My best friend's a skeleton

We'll be friends till the day we die!

My best friend's a skeleton

He's a really stand-up guy

My best friend's a skeleton

And now you the reasons why

We'll be friends till the day that we die

Till the day that we shrivel up and die!