Santa Pooped in My Stocking

(Intro)

The year went by awfully quick; I never stopped to think

Santa might be watching me; and now my Christmas Stinks

(Verse 1)

I set out milk and cookies for Santa to enjoy

Hoping he'd bring toys and games even though I was a naughty boy

But when I trotted down the stairs, much to my dismay

Mom and dad were awfully mad; there were no games to play

(Refrain)

Santa Pooped in My Stocking; I better be good next year (2x)

(Verse 2)

As the stench of Santa's stocking stuffer swallowed up the air

I thought of all the nasty things I'd done throughout the year

I told some lies, made babies cry, even shaved my neighbor's dog

But Santa got the best of me when he left that Yuletide Log

(Refrain)

Santa Pooped in My Stocking; I better be good next year (2x)

(Bridge)

Santa's got his eye on you; there's nothing that he's missed

Take it from me boys and girls, you don't want to be on Santa's Naughty List

(Verse 3)

Now I know that Santa's real; this year I paid the price

I know what the bad kids get, this year I'm gonna be nice

I'm hoping you'll behave yourself; now that you've been warned

Or you'll find out the hard way that Santa eats candy corn

(Refrain)

Santa Pooped in My Stocking; I better be good next year (2x)