What's the use in getting clean if you won't replace what you stole from me?

I'm not mad no more, I just miss my stereo

You never apologized to your ex-common-law wife

You just whined a lot about the day she took the dogs

All the biker related threats and emails I pretended not to get

Sometimes I wonder how you're not already dead

Remember back in the trailer park, washing the car after dark

Scraping the Bithlo mud off the bumper on the front porch

I was smuggling army men in my teenage jeans half unbuttoned

And you said, "I guess, I guess it runs in the family"

All the violent related threats and emails I pretended not to get

Sometimes I wonder how you're not already dead

Turn your CB on

You might hear this song

Check out the short wave

Cause I've been on all day-ay-ay-ay!

The guidance counselor said "You know, I think it's time for you to go

Clean your locker out and vacate the premises"

So I was on a plane that night with a beat up Walkman by my side

And it doesn't feel like I've slept right since

All the investigated thefts of all the things that you were lent

Sometimes I wonder how you're not already dead

I've heard some people will take your head if they see you in their neighborhood again

Sometimes I wonder how you're not already dead

Turn your CB on

You might hear this song

Check out the short wave

Cause I've been on all day-ay-ay-ay!