What Took You So Long? (Remastered 2022)

You've spent too much time sat in your bedroom on your PC

Are you sure that you couldn't have found the time?

Swallowed your pride, admitted your jealousy?

Well, next week, you're trying again

To pull one of your city's many front men

If you didn't have the internet, would you be into them?

I very much doubt so and they know so

What took you so long?

Was there a queue at the post office?

What took you so long?

Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecoach

You just happened to miss?

Sometimes, I'm bad and sometimes, I'm rotten

Sometimes, I say things I probably

Should have forgotten about people and things

Do you know who I am?

I'm like a Morrissey with some strings

What took you so long?

Was there a queue at the post office?

What took you so long?

Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecoach

You just happened to miss?

You're always bad and you're always rotten

And then you always say things that you just should have forgotten

Or have you had enough

Of your stereotypical bit of the rough?

What took you so long?

Was there a queue at the post office?

What took you so long?

Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecoach

You just happened to miss?