Goodbye Squirrel

Me and Harold Bumpert were outdoors men

Set in our backwoods ways

Both members of the huntin' club

Both active in the NRA -Nation Redneck Association

We scouted a location where we had no doubt

We'd kill the biggest buck in the world-about a 34 pointer

Harold waited in his tree stand but all he seen was a squirrel

Dang near two weeks since the the season started and

Neither one of us was amused

We had a on real tree camo, high-powered ammo

But no big game to shoot

Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse

Harold had it in his cross-hairs

But that squirrel jumped off a branch above us and

Landed in Harold's hair

Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed

Like a wimp he laid there he cried

Till I climbed on down, picked him up off the ground

And it didn't take us long to decide...that squirrel had to die

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha

Good-bye squirrel-with black-eyed peas

Your gonna taste good to me-squirrel

It's you or me

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Come on out of that tree-squirrel

Hey guess what-You've eaten your last nut-squirrel

Me and Harold went down to the surplus store

Bought a keg of dynomite

Two baseball bats and a case of M80's

We were in for one heck of a fight-we'll show you

When your huntin' with dumb and dumber

Somethings surely bound to go wrong-now be careful

And when Harold lit that real short fuse

I knew it wouldn't be long

When the dynamite blew

Harold's foot did too

And fingers began to fly

We were barely alive when the Game Warden 'rived

And much to our suprise, that squirrel didn't die

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Good-bye squirrel

Just one more shot, you'll be in my crock pot-squirrel

You'll make a lunch, you over grown chipmunk-squirrel

I'll skin your hide

And make a hat when it's dried-squirrel

Hahahahaha......