I've done a decent thing or two

But my good reputation comes from what I never do

So hella sweet

Crazy polite

I never bark

Let alone bite

Finishing last inside my head

Clinging to skin I never shed

And all my yearbook signings said

NICE.

I don't hesitate to hesitate

Just try to make room for everyone else to operate

No agency

Just stand aside

No one can see

How well I hide

Finishing last inside my head

Left in the dust at green from red

And on my license plate it said

NICE.

I pay with exact currency

So nobody has to make change

I never act with urgency

And nobody says that it's strange

Alone with weak accomplishments

And I'm left here to wonder where the spit and polish went?

Heaven above,

Never to find.

Sweet isn't love.

Nice isn't kind.

Finishing last inside my head

Once even finished last in bed

And on my tombstone, two words: "DEAD...

NICE.