Can't Get You to Love Me

I can mark time, walk a straight line, grab a mad bull by the nose

I can stand still on an anthill and not once get itchy toes

I can even for no reason be as nice as I am rude

But I can't get you to love me

I just can't get you to love me

What do I do?

I can stand up, put my hand up where perhaps it shouldn't be

I can go down to a hoe-down, have one hell of a yippee

I can also if you must know do whatever else I choose

But I can't get you to love me

I just can't get you to love me

What do I do?

All of my life I've been waiting for a moment like this

And now that I've found it you know something's amiss

Can't get you to love me

Can't get you to love me

Can't get you to love me

What do I do?

Can't get you to love me

Can't get you to love me

Can't get you to love me

What do I do?

I can tell tales, hammer toenails, write a letter to the Queen

I can easily and discreetly be as charming as obscene

When I feel light I can take flight but I know one thing for sure

I just can't get you to love me

I just can't get you to love me

What do I do?

All of my life I've been waiting for a moment like this

And now that I've found it you know something's amiss

Can't get you to love me

Can't get you to love me

Can't get you to love me

What do I do?

Can't get you to love me

Can't get you to love me

Can't get you to love me

What do I do?

What do I do?

Can't get you to love me, what do I do?

Can't get you to love me, what do I do?

Oh, whoa