Bunkbed Boyfriend

You were lying on the bottom bunk

I was there on the top with the light off soaking it in

You told me everything

You weren't so sure that your parents were in love

But they're still together 8 years later cos I saw them in the pub

Your dad's so nice he gave me a hug

And I have this dream

You got a new bed

It was a king

For your new girlfriend

Picture the scene

You got a double bed

And I'll never ever see it

Cos you'll always be my

Bunkbed boyfriend

Bunkbed boyfriend

Things are super heavy when you're just 16

And it was hot and heavy If you know what I mean

Felt you all over me

And I'm not really sure how it fell apart

Oh they called me dramatic while she made you hard

You shattered my heart

And I have this dream

You got a new bed

It was a queen

For your new girlfriend

Picture the scene

You got a double bed

And I'll never ever see it

Cos you'll always be my

Bunkbed boyfriend

Bunkbed boyfriend

Did you paint over your baby blue walls

Did you get over our breakup with an IKEA haul

When you go back to your parents do you think of me at all

As I dream of Emperor sized beds and Egyptian cotton threads

Well I liked you before

You decided to be cool

Cos you were my

Bunkbed boyfriend

Bunkbed boyfriend

(I watched you leave in my dreams, a thousand times, but I'll be fine)