有趣的屁股

《有趣的屁股》

My Funny Butt

感谢晓零、 上海 MUKALAB 录音室

我喜欢看我的屁股

I like to watch my butt

又大又圆的屁股

My big and round butt

我不要看我的脸蛋

I don’t want to watch my face

我只想看我的屁股

I just want to watch my butt

漂亮的脸蛋千篇一律

Beautiful faces all look the same

有趣的屁股万里挑一

Funny butt is one in a million

脸蛋就算再漂亮

However beautiful the face is

也比不上我的屁股

It is no match for my butt

 

我喜欢摸我的屁股

I like to touch my butt

鼓鼓囊囊的屁股

My fat and plump butt

我不要摸我的大腿

I don’t want to touch my thighs

我只想摸我的屁股

I just want to touch my butt

结实的大腿千篇一律

Strong thighs all look the same

有趣的屁股万里挑一

Funny butt is one in a million

大腿就算再结实

However strong the thigh is

也比不上我的屁股

It is no match for my butt

 

恭喜你赢得初赛

Congratulations on winning the first stage

百分之五的屁股

Ranking among the top five percent of all butts

恭喜你赢得复赛

Congratulations on winning the second stage

百分之五的屁股

Ranking among the top five percent of all butts

恭喜你赢得决赛

Congratulations on winning the final stage

百分之五的屁股

Ranking among the top five percent of all butts

恭喜你，恭喜你

Congratulations, congratulations

 

我喜欢闻我的屁股

I like to smell my butt

芬芳扑鼻的屁股

My sweet and fragrant butt

我不要闻我的长发

I don’t want to smell my hair

我只想闻我的屁股

I just want to smell my butt

飘逸的长发千篇一律

Silky long hair all look the same

有趣的屁股万里挑一

Funny butt is one in a million

长发就算再飘逸

However silky the hair is

也比不上我的屁股

It is no match for my butt

 

我喜欢亲我的屁股

I like to kiss my butt

弹性十足的屁股

My full and bouncy butt

我不要亲我的嘴唇

I don’t want to kiss my lips

我只想亲我的屁股

I just want to kiss my butt

柔软的嘴唇千篇一律

Soft lips all look the same

有趣的屁股万里挑一

Funny butt is one in a million

嘴唇就算再柔软

However soft the lip is

也比不上我的屁股

It is no match for my butt

 

恭喜你胜出全国

Congratulations on winning the first place in the country

万分之一的屁股

Ranking among the top ten thousand of all butts

恭喜你胜出全球

Congratulations on winning the first place in the world

万分之一的屁股

Ranking among the top ten thousand of all butts

恭喜你胜出全宇

Congratulations on winning the first place in the universe

万分之一的屁股

Ranking among the top ten thousand of all butts

恭喜你，恭喜你

Congratulations, congratulations

 

我喜欢拍我的屁股

I like to pat my butt

噼啪作响的屁股

My popping and smacking butt

我不要拍我的脑袋

I don’t want to pat my head

我只想拍我的屁股

I just want to pat my butt

聪明的脑袋千篇一律

Smart brains all look the same

有趣的屁股万里挑一

Funny butt is one in a million

脑袋就算再聪明

However smart the brain is

也比不上我的屁股

It is no match for my butt