Unexpected

Okay Peppino

No more-a running away

Come out and-a fight-a me, Pizzaface

Have you forgotten who you're talking to?

One cheese touch and you're well done

Not this-a time

Bring it on!

Huh, a real fight

Didn't see that coming

In that case, prepare to bite the crust

I've got to admit chef, you got meatballs to take me on

But you're in well over your head

I don't care anymore

I've-a got nothing else left

If my restaurant is-a gone

I might as well just be-a dead

Then I will finish this war

Your past is catching up to you, and it's itching for round two

Yes, your personal pain pizza is bringing back old friends

Marone, this can't be how it ends

So have a buffet of all the baddies in your way

Again and again

And again and again

And again and again

And again and again

And again and again

Every day that I have scaled your tower

I have feared would be my last

But as I approach my final hour

Think fast (hey!)

When a goon hits the eye

Of a big pizza pie

It sure evens up-a the stakes!

And turns the tide of battle quick!

That's a coward's attack!

Go on, give it a try

Toss me into the sky

But this stuffed crust ain't built to break!

I've had enough of your cheap tricks!

You fight as bad as you act!

Your past is catching up to you

And it's itching for round two

You wood fired-up-a none-a pizza

All you've-a got left is your beef

How dare you steal my leitmotif!

So have a beating barrage

A taste of your own formaggio

As I take my revenge

And-a punch in your teeth

And return-a the grief

'Til I feel the relief

That your time left is brief!

No! It cannot be

This is yesterday's news

Guess I'll have to engage in fisticuffs

If I don't want to perish from boredom

Here you are, old sport

A weapon!

Wait, that's not - fair

Fair? Pshaw!

I've no interest in even odds

I simply must be entertained!

Is that what all these TVs are for?!

Come and hear my gally song, chum!

It's been such an awful while

Since I've had a ditty of my own!

Wait, where did Pizzaface go?!

He was a robot all along, chum!

Bright and brilliant as my smile!

But now the junkyard is his home!

Don't want losers at all

Don'tcha know?

So sit back, relax and scream a little

Life is but a dream and it'll

Turn into a nightmare with a little help!

I know you gotta be confused

But I'm impossibly amused

By all your hemmin' and hawin'

Confusion's my callin'!

In other words

Once you got all your dots connected

Too bad!

Expect the unexpected!

Whuh?!

Where's-a the tower?

Let's take you out with a ball game!

Also, the ball is a rat!

Whoa!

Didn't work

Oh, well!

It's your pitch that's to blame

This time let's try this weird cat!

What?

Y'know the root root root of the problem

Is the dodgeable way we attack!

Whaddya say?

Whaddya think?

We'll all be in the pink

If we charge from all sides

For a Sicilian smack!

Drat

Can we fight-a normally?

Just sit back, relax and die a little

Don'tcha wonder why a little

Prank or two or twenty is so overdue?

I'll make sure that you respawn

You're my favorite to pick on!

Play with me a bit more

To earn your Pizzahead lore!

In other words

If ya wanna know the plot

Give the unexpected a shot!

You wanna aim that thing-a

Not directly at your face?

Oh, come now!

If I do that, nobody shall be harmed!

And where's the fun in that?

You

You... Ehehehehe

You think-a pain is-a fun?!

Well, if ya want a straight and narrow answer

Buddy, go fish!

I'll try my hand for a school!

What in the world will it be?

Some TNT?

Oh, brother!

That's such a predictable gift!

I oughta widen my pool!

You could live so gay and free

If ya go with the flow like lil' old me!

The best things in life are temporary!

Like this giant bouncy killer TV!

How dare you lecture-a me!

You don't understand-a my suffering at all!

You're sitting here fishing

While my livelihood's on the line!

I've come-a too far to catch defeat!

Yeah, peppy, hit me with that balding baker boogie-type beat!

I can't just go wishing

Everything-a to turn out fine

I've-a got to fight for-a what I seek!

I'll be! Your anger meter's

Bursting with heat!

I'm-a gonna fill you up-a with lead

Make-a swiss cheese of your pizza head

'Til one of us is rich and the other is dead

Either way, I'm free from my debt

Come, sit back, relax and play a little more

I've got all day, a little gore

Won't stop our endless game of cat and mouse

And cat and mouse, and cat and mouse

And cat and mouse, and- oh, me!

Can you be serious for once?

Golly, folks, what a dunce!

When your life is grand as mine

Come to your senses

And expect no consequences!

Ahhh, ya got me!

Just kidding!

I'm actually dead

Dead tired of fighting my own battles, that is!

What say you to one more reunion?

You wouldn't-a dare

Hey gang! Time to fight Peppino for me again!

But I was painting!

We're even!

Okay!

And I already expelled his pizza juices!

Aw, fiddlesticks

I was hoping I didn't have to do this

Oh, who am I kidding?

It's fun!

Memory mallet!

(We're going to destroy you, Peppino!)

No!

I've had enough!

Pepperman, you're the new final boss

Yes!

Come to your doom Peppin-oh crud

My bright red skin

Is black and blue

How dare you stain

My perfect hue!

There's but a single choice

That I have to decide

Beat you with my bouncing or my slides?

Neither! Oof!

A perfect pepper's never beaten

No pepper should go down this fast!

I've had enough of you and your four moves

You clueless, crude capsaicin cretin!

Let this perfect battle be your last!

Yer gonna pay for what you've done, outlaw!

Beating up-a Pepperman?

That's a good start

But ya still owe me!

I was born one mornin'

To wrasse, shoot an' overcome strife

Go back to grandpa, baby swiss, got no strife!

Ya took 'im from me!

Now you'll pay for your crimes with your life!

He died by accident, so please get a life!

You can't save yourself, varmint!

I'll cut through your lives like a knife!

Oo-da-lay-Heheheheheeee!

Draw!

This ain't an even duel!

Don't fight bare-handed like a fool!

I spent a fortune buildin' up a stash

O' weapons, then you throw 'em in the trash!

Draw!

Your own conclusions for once!

Your cowboy fantasies have made you a dunce!

If you don't-a believe me

Ask-a your own grandpa!

So you'd best-a withdraw!

Please, please

Don't shred my grandson

He's just been horns-waggled again

Alright, man

I won't-a finish him

Woag woag woag!

Noise

Hey, Italian man!

Catch me if you can!

Uh oh, here comes the noise!

Rarin' for a second shot!

Nothin' hypes up a beat down

Like a crazy pizza plot!

It's been a little while

But I can't wait to see

The grand return of my show

And the end of the shmoe

That canned NTV!

This isn't the time-a, Noise!

Back off or else!

Aww, keep on stressin', big guy!

It's bad for your health!

Everybody, everybody, raise your voice!

Got a simple choice

If you want some sweet revengin'!

Come gather round and watch Peppino drink this down!

You're gonna love the sound!

He'll keep chuggin' like an engine

Guys, enjoy!

And make some- waugh!

Make some noise

Make some noise

Make some noise

If you want to keep on fightin' make some noise!

Good

Aww

The sound has gone to wake

Peppinos Paghetti's time to dim!

Not-a you again

A manic flee cannot stop me

A chef with a normal accent!

From making-a pezza and pizza and pitza

And everything but nonsense!

Put paizza face will open my place

If I can absorb-a your facts

So come here Peppino

And soon there will be no

Where to run from my skin stacks!

If you won't-a go

I'll knead you like dough!

Oof!

My fears can-a suck it

I'll kick-a the bucket

If I don't charge in-a head first!

Yow!

I'm going to leave

With a giant reprieve

Or I won't ever break-a my curse!

Woo!

If I show-a mercy

To those who've-a cursed me

I'll pay-a the ultimate price!

Yay!

But maybe this guy

Doesn't need-a to die

(If he can)

So I guess I'll be nice

Is this not for me?

Time to bake, yipee!

Bad-bye!

It's just you and-a me now, Pizzahead-a

Well, pan my pizzas!

Ya beat 'em all!

Guess you earned this!

Earned-a what?

The ugly truth of this pretty face

My fame, wealth and power (wealth and power)

Has not always shone so bright (shone so bright)

It shone yet brighter

Long ago (long ago)

In pizza boy tower (in the tower)

I enjoyed an adventurous fight (oh, the fight)

But there's an end to every show (every show)

I had lived so gay and free

The world was in love with

Lil' old me

The best things in life were temporary

But now you're back so it's all gucci!

The end!

Wait-a

Pizza boy tower

I played the bad guy in that-a thing

Are you pizza boy?!

Yes, I am!

And you're still my final boss

Your past is catching up to you

And it's itchin' for round two

And three and four and five and six

And seven and eight and nine and ten!

I took-a that job to make the rent!

And then you left me alone

Here to fend on my own

With naught but my fancy

Book of pizzamancy

And money and fame

Ample material desires

And free time to spend!

So, all of this

All of my suffering

Was just for you to relive your

Stupid-a game?!

Yeah, pretty much

You're welcome for all the entertainment

That's it!

Every day that I have scaled your tower

I have feared would be my last

But as I have faced my final hour

You just dreamed of the past!

Golly gee, what a blast!

I expect you to be a survivor

And bounce back into place!

But I'ma put you in a pile driver

Connect the ground

With your dumb-a smiling face!

Oh, Santa Maria

I did it

I BEAT-ZA PIZZA TOWER!

Uh, maybe I beat it a little too well

Let's-a go, Peppino!

This entire tower's gonna blow!

Right in front of you