It's a hard job that you do true

All the day-ones always riding for you

We'll say it again, sung sincerely from the band

You're a real one, Darcie

Fixed that old busted home down on High Street

Daily shows in the den and Manolo's to eat

You brought us some lamps, made the riffs glow from our amps

You're a real one, Darcie

(Woo)

All the students left the town (Summa cum laude, summa cum laude)

Only Miles is around, watching Cops on Tubi (ACAB)

Took stuff off our plate, you carry the weight

Love the Airheads 'cept for grape

You're a real one, Darcie

Sweet Suzuki Samurai

Put direction in our lives, you're a real one

It's a hard time having fun (Yeehaw)

Yeah, you walked so we could run

You're a real one, thank you

Yeah