Kredity
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Newton Faulkner
Guitar
Crispin Luke Robinson
Percussion
Ben Thomas
Bass
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Newton Faulkner
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Andy McKim
Recording Engineer
Texty
[Verse 1]
It's hard to see the light
When the fridge door is closed
Tiptoe down the hall, open the door
And find out that God is a small sausage roll
[Verse 2]
I fall, and I crawl, and I break
And I'm a-dreamin' of Avril Lavigne, oh
Devil eyes, short skirt, thighs
And I'm on my knees again
[Verse 3]
Santa Claus is green, he's not caffeine-free
You want full fat, fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green, he's not caffeine-free
You want full fat, fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money, yeah
[Verse 4]
Don't read directly into the sun
And the Skybox is rotting your brain
They maintain your integrity for you, oh
Nothing more that you can do
[Verse 5]
Sometimes, I find I don't mind, though my mind is naturally mine, and I
Turn off the TV, so I read a book about television
I butter my shoes, my comb, my hat and try to leave the house
But it's all too much, 'cause the grass is too green
So I run back inside, and I turn on the screen
[Verse 6]
He's green, he's not caffeine-free
You want full fat, fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green, he's not caffeine-free
You want full fat, fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money, yeah
[Verse 7]
Santa Claus is green, he's not caffeine-free
You want full fat, fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
And adverts don't tell me what I need
[Verse 8]
He's green, he's not caffeine-free
You want full fat, fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money
And adverts don't tell me what I need
He's green, he's not caffeine-free
You want full fat, fill that limousine
I got no cash card, no car, no money, yeah
Written by: Newton Faulkner
