$19.95 + Tax

Hmm, yeah

Mmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah

Anything you need, havin' a Visa or a MasterCard

Living in the USA

They say it's a great place to be

It is a centre of false attraction

In a this a place, there is a lot of action

Some people call it a new event, that they read about in the Bible

But sometimes, I tell you, my friend, you think you're in Hell

Anything you need

Living in the USA

All you need is 19.95, plus, tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail, post it to you in a few

All you need is 19.95 plus tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail, post it to you

When your gold turnin' to brass, you know your diamond is made out of glass

So, they say, "The first will never last"

Don't spend your money so fast

Save me from the evil of this 19.95, turned upside down

I don't want this life burning my ground

And 666 on the way, coming to you

It's the mark of the beast

Watch what you do

All you need is 19.95, plus, tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail, post it to you in a few

All you need is 19.95, plus, tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail, post it to you

Come bust down your belly, and listen to some Bible tricks

Or you can hear the greatest hits

Or lose some weight, without trying

They all say they're not lying

Yet, I and I is crying

All you need is 19.95, plus, tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail, post it to you in a few

All you need is 19.95, plus, tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail, post it to you

All you need is 19.95, plus, tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail, post it to you

All you need is 19.95, plus, tax and handling

And they ship it to you

I put-put-put it in the mail, post it to you