Well, young man, after today
I don't think you'll have need
Of my consultation any longer
I know now that all your
Troubles started at that dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance...
And at that time, you were in
Love with a girl named Jane
Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane...
What a shame, that Jane, Jane...
Yes, yes, it was a shame
The way Jane broke your heart
Heart, heart, heart...
She broke my heart, heart, heart
She broke my heart, heart...
Yes, she did and it all happened
Because of a guy named Bob
Bob, Bob, Bob...
Oh, what a slob that Bob
He is a slob, that Bob, Bob...
And just think, at one time
He was your best pal
Pal, pal, pal...
He stole my gal, gal, gal
He stole my gal
He was my pal, pal, pal
Oh, you cried and cried
Cried, cried, cried
For I almost died
I cried, I almost died
But now you found somebody new
New, new, ooh, ooh
Her name is Sue, it's so new
It's Sue, Sue, Sue
And from now on, you'll never
Have another lonely day or night
Day, night
Everything is gonna be all right
Dance, dance, Jane, Jane, shame
Heart, heart, Bob, Bob the slob
Pal, pal, my gal, cried, cried
I cried, new, new, my Sue
Day, night, day night
Everything is gonna be all right
Lots of luck, son
I don't know, good luck
