Is It Me, Or Is It Hot In Here?

I was walking down the street Feeling oh-so-neat Went into a café, found myself a seat Bing, bang, shalamalang Is it me, or is it hot in here? Well, I had a cup of tea Cost me 90p Saw a man across the room admiring me Oh no, glimmer and glow Is it me, or is it hot in here? I never go anywhere without my cardigan Because you never know when the temperature's gonna change Just remember weathermen quite often get it wrong Especially when they try to forecast long range So I'll be hanging around, cool as can be When suddenly, fire's burning in me Undo a button, but if that does nothing I'll have to keep unbuttoning until I'm free No more the sizzling me, no sir Dabbing with my hankerchief, yes sir Oh, the tremendous relief, oh sir As I raise my arms and let the air get underneath Hung my cardie on a peg Ate my scrambled egg Felt the perspiration trickle down my leg Cripes, yipes, gimme some wipes Is it me, or is it hot in here? Well, I went to see Pierre Guy who does my hair In the salon, peeled off yet another layer Howl, growl, hand me a towel Is it me, or is it hot in here? I was hoovering the hall Someone came to call Whoopsie, I forgot I'd nothing on at all Gosh, gosh, here comes a flush Is it me, or is it hot in here? My cardigan's an essential piece of clothing And without it, my ensemble is utterly incomplete Every woman needs a little something she can take off When uncomfortably affected by heat So when it happens again, 'bout once an hour I've had a good night, I've had a shower Feeling so icky, incredibly sticky I start to shed my clothes like petals from a flower Right in the middle of town, oh sir Moisture besmerches my gown, oh sir Stand next to me and you'll drown, yes sir Oh, the moment passes and I start to simmer down Well, I went into a shop Had to buy a mop When I got inside, I buttoned up my top Brrr, grrr, hand me a fur Is it me, or is it cold in here? First I'm dressed up like a yeti Then I'm just a sweaty Betty Watch me pour, what a bore I could make Siberia thaw Oh is it me, or is it Ho-ho-ho-ho-hot in here? Put your cardies on, girls Take your cardies off, girls Put your cardies on, girls Take your cardies off, girls Cardies on, cardies off Cardies on, cardies off Cardies on, cardies off Cardies on, cardies off Too darn hot