Eat My TV

I want some music that I can see

That I can watch on my TV

I'd rather chew on a sweaty flip-flop

Then listen to fucking hip-hop

Fed up of hearing 50P

Prefer to jab a knife in me

I'd rather fill my eyes with glue

Yeah, it makes me really want to

Eat my TV, my TV, my TV

Really want to

Eat my TV, my TV, my TV

Same stuff, all channel it's played

I'd rather hit my face with a spade

Then listen to Britney Smears

Her voice is acid in my ears

It all just sounds the same

All the attitude is fucking lame

I'm gonna throw myself through a door

'Cause I can't take it anymore

I'm gonna eat my TV, my TV, my TV

Really want to

Eat my TV, my TV, my TV

Really want to

Eat my TV, my TV, my TV

Really want to

Eat my TV, my TV, my TV

Really want to, really want to

It's not very tasty