Smokey Joe's Café

One day while I was eating beans at Smokey Joe's Cafe Just sittin diggin'all the scenes at Smokey Joes's Cafe A chick came walkin through the door That I had never seen before At least I never saw her down at Smokey Joe's Cafe And I started shakin'when she sat right down next to me Her knees were almost touching mine at Smokey Joe's Cafe A chill was running down my spine at Smokey Joe's Cafe I could smell her sweet perfume She smiled at me my heart went boom Then everybody in the room at Smokey Joe's Cafe Said "Man be careful that chick belongs to Smokey Joe" From behind the counter I saw a man A chef's hat on his head and a knife in his hand He grabbed me by the collar and began to shout "You better eat up all your beans boy and clear right on out" I know I'll never eat again at Smokey Joe's Cafe And so we'll never meet again at Smokey Joes's Cafe I'd rather eat my chili beans At Jim's or Jack's or John's or Gene's Then take my chances eating down at Smokey Joe's Cafe Why risk my life when that Smokey Joe's a crazy fool Waah-aah at Smokey Joe's Cafe Waah-aah at Smokey Joe's Cafe Waah-aah at Smokey Joe's Cafe