Quarter Life Crisis

Birthday cake and Hendricks Gin

Feels like I got here a whole lot quicker

Than I thought I would, when I was a kid

Thought I'd feel older, thought I'd be rich

But it's takeout pizza, and boxed red wine

Two digits in the bank any given time

Paying taxes sure is a bitch

Thought I'd be married, thought I'd have kids

Ooh, ooh

I thought at twenty-four

I'd have my shit together more

This is my quarter life crisis

Yeah, I'm a mess but I'm still smiling

Try'na grab the bull by the horns and ride it

Nothing makes sense but I think I like it

This is my quarter life crisis

It's seven roommates in a four bed room

My friends got jobs straight out of school

I'm spending more than my minimum wage

Waking up early, staying out late

Ooh, ooh

Maybe at twenty-eight

I'll feel like I've found my place

This is my quarter life crisis

Yeah, I'm a mess but I'm still smiling

Try'na grab the bull by the horns and ride it

Nothing makes sense but I think I like it

This is my quarter life crisis

Ooh, ooh

I thought at twenty-four

I'd have my shit together more

But I'm eating leftovers on my living room floor

This is my quarter life crisis

Yeah, I'm a mess but I'm still smiling

Try'na grab the bull by the horns and ride it

Nothing makes sense but I think I like it

This is my quarter life crisis