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Matt Scullion
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Shane Nicholson
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This is an Aussie lingo lesson
For all those overseas visitors
Who can't understand a bloody thing we say
If you're chewin' on a dog's eye, you're eatin' a pie
If you're givin' a bush salute, you're shooin' the flies
If you pull up a stump, you're sittin' on a chair
And if you're in woop woop, you're in the middle o' nowhere
If you feel a bit dusty, you're hungover
If you're talkin' on the telephone, you're on the blower
In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich
If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage
If you like to eat, you're good on the tooth
And buggered if I know means you don't have a clue
If you're a two-pot screamer, you get drunk real quick
And if you're a bit toey, you want more than just a kiss
If somethin's cactus, it doesn't work
If you're ridgy-didge, you're salt of the earth
In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich
If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage
A chicken is a chook, a squiz is a look, a kilometre is a click
Fruit loop means you're crazy, bludger means you're lazy, crook as a dog means sick
A beer bottle is a stubby, a toilet is a dunny, a number one is a leak
Starkers is your birthday suit, tipsy is a wobbly boot
If it's a rip snorter, it's a real good time
And if you hear the word toodles or hooroo, it means goodbye
If you're doin' your nana, you're losing your temper
And if you're having a brain fart, you can't remember
If you're chucking a sickie, you're not going to work
But if you're chucking a uey, you're making a U-turn
In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich
If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage
In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich
If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage
If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak our slanguage, slanguage
Writer(s): Matthew Anthony Scullion
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