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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Chris Carr
Songwriter
Lyrics
Imagine my surprise
I look down at the robber's phone
I see my girlfriend's name calling the intruder in my home
I randomly shit my pants and look into his eyes
Now give me that goddamn phone
I answered it and I say "Hi"
Then she says, "Hey babe, did you rob him? I hope you got his ass!"
Hey wait, did you seriously hire someone to come into my motherfucking house?!
You motherfu-
I hope that you-
Then you-
You fucki- bi-
I hate you!
Wee!
Tramp!
The robber steps back like "Hey bro calm down" (Aah!)
Oh no, he fell! Dang!
Fueled by rage I jumped into my car
I'm gonna head butt this bitch so hard!
I punch the gas and immediately here I thought
Opsie doodly and he's covered in mud
He says, "Does my arm look strange?"
Well yeah, it's a little disarranged
Hey ya, boomer I ain't playing!
Absolutely bro, here's some change
He said, "Yay now I'm rich!"
I said, "Then please don't snitch"
He said, "I ain't no bitch"
I said, "Then shut your lips"
I know this Karen
She was standing in the grass
Calling up 911 with her big mean ass
I ripped off Karen's mask
Just kidding, that was her face
I said, "I got to blast"
Jumped in my car and got away
Now I'm driving super fast and I'm in a blind raid
Then I look right down at my phone
Oh my God! They're saying "There's a guy in a rampage"
Now I'm just one block from her apartment
Lights and sirens just past the park
Then I pull over 'cause it's a cop
Shit! The fuck is in my glove compartment?
Writer(s): Chris Carr
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