Crumb

I want to be a crumb in your bed

So much of your hair in the flat that if you were found dead, I'd be prime suspect

Locked up

Bailed out by you, done up in a fake moustache and oversized hat

Laughing arm in arm as the case collapsed

Yeah

If I was a crumb in your bed no hoover would find me

We kiss in two different flavours

Ambiguous orange and watermelon ice

You keep your eyes closed a second longer than I do mine

Your embarrassment lost in the vapour

I think of a nice place that I can take her

One that's fun but in a clever way

I'd settle for bad TV and a takeaway but

We end up kissing in a side street

And really we could be anywhere

I wanna be a crumb in your bed

I’ll be anything you want

Just let me be there when you're resting your head

I wanna be a crumb in your bed

I'll be anything you want

Just let me be there when you're resting your head

I take her to a pub where pensioners do karaoke

Not the tiniest crumb of doubt

They say you look like a famous actress I've never for a second fantasised about

But I spend every second thinking of you

And that feels pretty nice I can't lie

Got a heart like an abandoned building

Needs development and leans heavily to one side

You're the flake and I'm the 98, I'm just one away from 99

We never finished watching that documentary

Takeaway pizza left untouched

Bottom of that paper bag, it's me and you

We're just a couple of crumbs

I wanna be a crumb in your bed

I’ll be anything you want

Just let me be there when you're resting your head

I wanna be a crumb in your bed

I'll be anything you want

Just let me be there when you're resting your head

Just let me be there when you're resting your head

Just let me be there when you're resting your head