Lickity Slim

Lickity Slim’s lookin real thin

Blackin’ out all his windows

Broken down cars all over his yard

Sleeps in a winnebago

Off of the grid

Guns are hidden

Ready for armageddon

Says it’s coming soon

Just look at the news

Get it from an algorithm

Everybody knows

Way down in the backwoods

Lookin forward to moving backwards

Just take it from him

Lickity Slim dug him up a little bunker

For when it all ends

God will begin to send lightning and thunder

To wash away sins of un-American politicians and doctors

Says most of them men ain’t men

Satan sent them human imposters

Everybody knows

Way down in the backwoods

Lookin forward to moving backwards

Doesn’t like the way of the law

Calls himself a real rebel

Doesn’t like the way the war went for his great great great great grandpa

He’s a lickity, he’s a lickity, he’s a Lickity Slim!