Big Ass Heart (Glee Cast Version)

My girl went to the doctor 'cause her heart had palpitations

Said cut the carbs or else she'd end up pushin' up carnations

She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh, Lordy

If you don't drop a few, girl, you won't make it past age 40"

My girl said, "Hey, looky on that fancy X-ray chart"

Said the doctor, "Holy hell, that's one G-D big ass heart"

I'm tellin' you, my friend, my girl's got a big ass heart

When she shops for groceries, that heart gets its own damn cart

That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest

And then sit down and win a loving pie eatin' contest

I love that big ass heart so much, I think it isn't fair

Like how your heart won't pay me back for breakin' all my chairs

So sick with love, I think I'm comin' down with rickets when

That big ass heart flies coach, it has to pay for two plane tickets

Oh, that big ass heart

Oh, that big ass heart