Facebook Story

I was just telling that I got this girl before

And I was together since three years

And, uh, I was not even cheating her or what

And Facebook arrived

And, uh, she wanted me to accept her on Facebook

And I don't want it because I was like in front of her, in front of her

And she told me like, "Accept me on Facebook"

It was virtual, means no sense

So I say, "I'm in front of you, I don't need to accept you on Facebook"

She started to be crazy

She thought that because I didn't accept her

She thought I was cheating

She told me, like, uh, "It's over

I can't believe you"

I said, "Come on, you're crazy

Because like, yeah

I'm in front of you, I'm every day

Here in your house"

That's, it means like it's jealousy

Pure jealousy for nothing

You know?

Virtual thing