Be More Chill (Pt. 1)

Take your hands out of your pockets

Arch your back puff our your chest

Add some swagger to your gait or

You'll look like a masturbator

Fix your posture then the rest

(But I am a masturbator)

We'll fix that

All your nerdiness is ugly

(Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek but)

All your stammering's a chore (Uh sh', uh, what?)

Your tics and fidgets are persistent

And your charm is non-existent

We'll fix your vibe, then fix some more

Buh, buh, I, buh, sh', wait (Nope, stop)

Whoa, everything about you is so terrible

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

(Jesus Christ)

So, don't freak out

And don't resist

And have no doubt

If I assist

You wi-i-i-i-i-ill

Be more chill

First thing's first, go buy a new shirt

(What, what's wrong with my shirt)

Shh, it's better if you just comply

My job's to color your aesthetic

And make you seem much less pathetic

Just step and fetch, don't ask me why

(How are you with math homework?)

I'm a super computer, Jeremy, I'm made of math

Oh, everything about you is so terrible

(Everything about you sucks)

(Everything about you sucks)

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

(Everything about you sucks)

(Everything about you sucks)

All the people in the mall think you are such a slob

(You're a slob, terrible, such a slob)

Oh boy, can I see why

Now you, try picking a shirt

That's a girl's shirt

(Jerry)

Uh, Jeremy

(You shop here?)

Oh yeah, all the time (Never)

Never is what I mean to (Greet the beta)

Uh-hey, Brooke

(You look sexy)

I can't say that to a hot girl

(Don't smile, stare intensely)

(Speak like you don't care about your own death)

Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke

(Thanks)

(Is that a girl's shirt?)

No (Yes) yes

Repeat after me

I saw it in the window (I saw it in the window)

And I couldn't dismiss (And I couldn't dismiss)

I was dating a girl (I was dating a girl)

She had a shirt just like this (She had a shirt just like this)

It's still painful (It's still painful)

(So, who was this mystery girl?)

Oh, you've probably never heard of her so (Madeline)

Madeline (What?)

She's French

Uh, she is not French, she just pretends to be for attention

(Madeline broke up with you?)

Yeah (No)

I mean

I broke up with her

I broke up with her

'Cause she was cheating on me

'Cause she was cheating on me

Hey Hamlet, be more chill