Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Tenpole Tudor
Performer
Alan Winstanley
Percussion
Edward Tudorpole
Vocals
Robert Kingston
Guitar
Richard Coppen
Bass Guitar
Gary Long
Drums
Munch Universe
Guitar
Edward Tenpole
Saxophone
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Edward Tudorpole
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Robert Charles Andrews
Producer
Alan Winstanley
Producer
Bob Andrews
Producer
Arun Chakraverty
Mastering Engineer
Lyrics
Conversation at my table took a sudden dive
When she served the jelly, yes, I knew she was alive
Ooh, Billy, where you been?
You're the best I've ever seen
Oh, she looked so lovely, sitting on the seat
If I'd been standing up, she would have swept me off my feet
Ooh, Billy, what's the time?
By the way, where you be flying?
Now I'll always think of you at mealtime
Feel as if I've eaten twenty field mines
When this meal is over, you will be mine
Had a suggestion concerning lemon food
She hit me round the face and told me not to be so rude
Ooh, Billy, you're a scream
Crashing into my ice cream
Now I'll always think of you at mealtime
Feel as if I've eaten twenty field mines
When this meal is over, you will be mine
Met you on the Eiffel Tower, met her in my dreams
She could come upon my table, melt all my ice cream
Ooh, Billy, where you been?
You're the best I've ever seen
Now I'll always think of you at mealtime
Feel as if I've eaten twenty field mine
When this meal is over, you will be mine
Now I'll always think of you at mealtime
Feel as if I've eaten twenty field mines
When this meal is over, you will be mine
Yeah
Written by: E.F. Tudorpole, Edward Tudorpole