Luton Airport

As I closed the garden gate, I was really in a state

Suitcase in each hand and no transport

The taxi should have been there

He said he was on the way

I thought if he don't hurry up, I'll miss me holiday

Finally he turned up and I told him what I thought

Then to my surprise he said "Sod it, you can walk"

I had to show a bit of leg, 'cause time was running out

And a geezer stopped and said

"Hop in, I can take you out to Luton Airport"

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

When we landed in Majorca, I was much the worse for wear

But with those romantic nights ahead, I really didn't care

I checked in to the hotel, it must have been four star

All those dolly geezers in white suits liggin round the bar

I settled in quite nicely, the sun was really strong

And there they were all pullin birds and I thought it won't be long

And sure enough he turns up, thinkin he's quite skiv

You won't believe it he's the bloke who offered me a lift to Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

We had our little romance, we had our little fling

Two weeks in Majorca and he wants to buy a ring

Then I thought he'd left me at the airport on me own

But it turns out he's the captain of the plane

That's going out to Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

It's alright being chatted up my heart it turns to jelly

They even think that I'm the girl, the one that's on the telly

They say "Look into my eyes darlin, are you from paradise?"

Well I tell 'em don't I

"No Mate, Luton Airport"

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh, Luton Airport

Ooh wee ooh...