I'm Tired

Here I stand

The Goddess of Desire

Set men on fire

I have this power

Morning, noon, and night

It's drink and dancing

Some quick romancing

And then a shower

Stage door Johnnies

Constantly surround me

They always hound me

With one request

Who can satisfy

Their lustful habits?

I'm not a rabbit

I need some rest, rest

I'm tired (Tired)

Sick and tired of love

I've had my fill of love

From below and above

Tired

Tired of being admired

Tired of love uninspired

Let's face it, I'm tired

I've been with thousands of men

Again and again

They promise the moon

They always coming and going

Going and coming

And always too soon

Right, girls?

I'm tired

Tired of playing the game

Ain't it a crying shame?

I'm so tired

Goddammit, I'm exhausted

Hello cowboy, what's your name?

Tax, ma'am

Tax ma'am? Tell me, Tax ma'am

Are you in show business?

Nope

Then why don't you get your

Frickin' feet off the table?

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Hello handsome, is that a ten gallon hat

Or are you just enjoying the show?

Ah, ah, ah I'm tired

(Oh, Miss Lili, oh my lovely baby)

(Oh, my pussycat)

(Put it there, baby, put it right, ooh)

Tired

Tired of playing the game

Ain't it a crying shame?

I'm so tired

(She's tired)

She's tired

(Sick and tired of love)

Give her a break

(She's had her fill of love)

She's not a snake

(From bellow and above)

Can't you see she's sick?

(Tired)

She's bushed

(Tired of being admired)

Let her alone

(Tired of love uninspired)

Get off your phone

(She's tired)

Don't you know she's pooped?

I've been with thousands of men

Again and again

They sing the same tune

They start with Byron and Shelley

Then jump on your belly

And bust your ballon

Aye

Tired

Tired of playing the game

Ain't it a frickin' shame?

I'm so

Let's face it

Everything below the waist is kaput

(Tired)