Up for Ran$om

He's wanted now, dead or alive

Oh, he's a sucker for a pair of reds

A fool for their eyes

But I've heard he's a really great man

Yeah, somewhere deep down

He's a stand-up fucking man!

So if you ever find yourself inside a room for two

And this man comes up and he talks to you

Alert the town, we'll capture him quick

Alert the town, oh, he's already left

You held me

Up for ransom!

Up for ransom!

Up for ransom!

Up for ransom!

She told him

You're so handsome

You're so fucking handsome, baby

Now I can't even remember or try to convey

In words what happened to me on the day

He took all that he ever could- she trusted him well

Trusted him good, good, good

All at once he said to me

"You gotta keep it calmed down before it kills me!"

Before I wake up, waste my time

Got a fist full of minutes, but I'm making it right

You held me

Up for ransom!

Up for ransom!

Up for ransom!

Up for ransom!

She told him

You're so handsome

You're so fucking handsome, baby

Please state your name

State it loud and clear

He replies with arrogance- she overhears

Crooks her neck like she is caught

On the words she said, the way I talk!

Up for ransom, up for ransom

Up for ransom, up for ransom

Up for ransom, up for ransom

You held me

Up for ransom!

Up for ransom!

Up for ransom!

Up for ransom!

She told him

You're so handsome

You're so fucking handsome, baby-

Oh my god!