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Ground Rules
15
Comedy
Ground Rules was released on April 15, 2009 by Blonde Medicine Holdings LLC as a part of the album Everyone You Know is Going to Die, and Then You Are!
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Release DateApril 15, 2009
LabelBlonde Medicine Holdings LLC
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM57

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Moshe Kasher
Moshe Kasher
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Moshe Kasher
Moshe Kasher
Songwriter

Lyrics

I heard someone groan. Most of you laughed, that's 'cause you're
Smart. One of you groaned, and I'm not judging. I just wanna say
Early on in this set, that if at any point tonight you do become
Offended by what you hear, that's okay. You're a big girl, and
You can do that. But please do not tell me after the show, '
Cause I don't give a fuck. It doesn't stop people though, they
Come up to you after shows, they're wasting their energy in the
Back like, "Hey buddy, hi, yeah, you, hi, over here, yeah, let's
Have a word, thanks, yeah. I was watching your little show, and
I need to let you know I was pretty offended by what you had to
Say tonight." I'm like, "Okay, well, if it makes you feel any
Better, I was just kidding. The entire time. That's what I do at
The comedy club, lady that doesn't know how things on Earth work."
I think it's important for me to set down that kind of ground rule
Early on in the show so that if at any point tonight you do become
Offended, now you know that that was just you being a bitch. So
Don't let that happen to you, and
Everything will be okay. Deal? Deal
Written by: Moshe Kasher
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