Mr Tse’s Astrophysics

公元三零一一年

Good morning class, we are in outer space

Look out the classroom

Boy, is the earth round, fat or oval?

Oh Mr. Tse, I think I know, it's an oblate spheroid

Boy, why you so shit at physics?

And why you no study physics, only play the 太空波

But Mr. Tse I-I-I'm no good at physics

No, your grades is shit like the poo-poo

Only one think to do, I'm fuck your grades

What can I do Mr. Tse? I'd do anything

Boy, if you want a fuck, you give the suck

No Mr. Tse, please, no, I can't

Stop talking 屌你老母, take it like a slut, baby