Music Video
Music Video
Credits
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
John Mulaney
Lyrics
Mike Pettry & Eli Bolin
Composer
Marika Sawyer
Lyrics
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
John Mulaney
Producer
Eli Bolin
Producer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
THERE IS MUSIC HERE, MUSIC THERE
MUSIC, MUSIC EVERYWHERE
USE YOUR EAR, BE AWARE
YOU'RE MAKING MUSIC EVERYWHERE!
[Verse 2]
WHEN YOU TAP A PEN ON A PAPERBACK BOOK...
NOT TOO LOUD, BUT YOU GET THE POINT!
TOSS A DRESS SHIRT IN A LAUNDRY SACK...
SUBTLE SOUND, LET ME FIND SOMETHING ELSE!
[Verse 3]
I have a clarinet!
[Verse 4]
What?
[Verse 5]
How about my clarinet?
[Verse 6]
I don't need instruments. Listen when I say what songs are about. I'm making music! You're ignorant! I'm making music! Ha ha!
[Verse 7]
'CAUSE THERE IS
MUSIC HERE, MUSIC THERE
MUSIC, MUSIC EVERYWHERE
USE YOUR EARS, BE AWARE
YOU'RE MAKING MUSIC EVERYWHERE!
[Verse 8]
EVEN A CAT CAN BAT A TUNE…
Do it.
[Verse 9]
(Cat meows)
[Verse 10]
OR TAKE A PUDDING CUP AND PUT IN A SPOON!
THEN WHEN YOU PULL IT OUT...
THEN WHEN YOU PULL IT OUT...
I did this last night and it made a sound.
[Verse 11]
What kind of sound did it make?
[Verse 12]
Like a squishy sound! Like a butt!
[Verse 13]
Maybe if you tap--
[Verse 14]
No, you talked over it! It just made the noise!
[Verse 15]
THE MUSIC IS SO LOUD YOU HAVE TO SHOUT
LISTEN TO THE RUCKUS WHEN YOU SWIRL BOURDEAUX...
OR JUST TAKE THE BOTTLE AND LET IT BLOW!
Okay, um… I just broke a bottle over here. Just...I don't know, if you walk over here, but you should just, there are no big pieces, it's shattered… Oh HO HO HO!
[Verse 16]
THERE IS…
MUSIC HERE, MUSIC THERE
MUSIC, MUSIC EVERYWHERE!
[Verse 17]
Is Mr. Music okay?
[Verse 18]
No, Mr. Music's not okay. He's having a lot of trouble.
[Verse 19]
I STAYED UP LATE
I SHOULD HAVE PREPPED
AND PLANTED STUFF THAT MAKES SOUNDS
[Verse 20]
LEAKY FAUCET GOES DRIP DRIP DROP...
Who fixed this?
THIS NEW MODERN TOILET MAKES QUITE A SOUND!
IT'S LOUDER THAN A GONG WHEN YOU FLUSH IT DOWN!
Just… lower the boom! No, just work with me and just lower the boom into the toilet bowl! ...now I have to wait for it to be ready again. I don't want the commode to overflow... Okay, now it's safe to flush again… Dammit!
[Verse 21]
JUMP UP ON YOUR TEMPUR-PEDIC BED
AND TAP DANCE SO LOUD YOU WAKE THE DEAD
MOMMA TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE A PEEP
WELL, CLICKITY CLACK AND WAKE HER OUT OF HER SLEEP!
AH! I landed weird on my ankle and it popped. Did you hear that?
[Verse 22]
No.
[Verse 23]
It was like MUSIC EVERYWHERE!
What time is it? Am I supposed to do an hour?
[Verse 24]
No no no, who told you that?
[Verse 25]
I can do an hour!
[Verse 26]
Absolutely not.
[Verse 27]
GIVE ME THE CLARINET YOU MENTIONED BEFORE
I SAID I DIDN'T NEED IT, GIVE IT TO ME PLEASE
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT A SOUND IT MAKES
WHEN I THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW AND THE WINDOW BREAKS!
[Verse 28]
No! That's my clarinet!
[Verse 29]
It landed on a truck full of pillows that was passing by only then... Lord, you don't want me to make music, do you?
[Verse 30]
MAYBE GRAB THAT CAT BY ITS TAIL
[Verse 31]
Hey, no!
[Verse 32]
SWING IT AROUND AND THE CAT WILL WAIL
[Verse 33]
Ow! Ow! Mother Mary! There's glass here! Who put glass here?
I'm so stupid. I stayed up late trying on clothes I already own and I didn't prepare and I failed.
[Verse 34]
Dad, I think that even though most of the things you did weren't audible, you're just trying to teach us that music can come from lots of things that aren't instruments.
[Verse 35]
Yes! Yes! You see, you understood what I was trying to say. Music is more than just the songs you hear or people singing. Well, it's what you just...you just said it better.
[Verse 36]
Hey, Mr. Music? What you did was really funny, watching you run around, when you were back over there, especially? And we want you to know that we don't judge you. We don't care.
[Verse 37]
You don't care?
[Verse 38]
No, right?
[Verse 39]
No!
[Verse 40]
We don't care. Who cares?
[Verse 41]
Nobody cares…! Ha ha! Everybody sing! Together! Cast and crew!
[Verse 42]
Cast only...?
[Verse 43]
MUSIC HERE
MUSIC THERE
MUSIC, MUSIC EVERYWHERE!
USE YOUR EARS
BE AWARE
YOU'RE MAKING MUSIC EVERYWHERE!
[Verse 44]
WHAT A DAY!
WE LEARNED SO MUCH!
SO MANY TOPICS LEFT TO TOUCH!
BUT WHEN YOU FEEL SAD OR SCARED
LOOK FOR MUSIC ANYWHERE!
LOOK FOR MUSIC ANYWHERE!
Written by: Eli Bolin, John Mulaney, Marika Sawyer
