Your Funny Moods

Woman, I've done all I can

I've bent over backwards trying to be the right man

But nothing I do seems to please you

You know it don't

I'm at the end of my line

Woman, I'm through trying

I just can't take no more

I'm gonna walk right out that door

'Cause I'm fed up with your nasty attitudes, ha ha

And your funny, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah

I'm gonna leave you behind before you blow my mind

I don't know what's wrong with you

You don't want a man, you want a robot

Somebody you can turn off and on whenever you please

But you can't do this thing to me

(Nobody moves)

Just the other day

As you passed me on the street

I was so glad to see you (ha ha, aw baby)

But you just walked right on by

You didn't even speak

And a pain hit me from inside

And my poor little heart just died

And a great big old man stood right there on the street

And he cried, cried, cried, cried

You know I'm fed up with your nasty attitudes, ha ha

And your funny, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah

I'm gonna leave you behind before you blow my mind

You don't like the clothes I wear

You don't even like the way I comb my hair

But what more can I do?

I've done every damn thing just to please you

(Nobody moves)

(Nobody moves)

(Nobody moves)

Today I made up my mind

I'm gonna leave you behind

I'm gonna leave today

'Cause there's just no other way

You know what?

I still love you, baby, ha

I love you more than I love myself

But if I stay here much longer

You're gonna ruin my health, so I gotta get away

You know I'm fed up with your nasty attitudes, ha ha

And your funny, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah

I'm gonna leave you behind before you blow my mind

I'm not singing that same old song

This time I'm gonna stay gone

And I'm crying inside

Listen to me cry

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo (nobody moves)

Your funny, your funny moods

And your nasty attitudes

Goodbye, baby, I'm going out the door

I'm not gonna come back no more

I'll always love my baby

I'll always need my baby

But I gotta leave you behind (nobody moves)

Bye, baby