Up Here, in Canada

Timmies and hockey, syrup and bacon

Molson and mounties petrol can stations

Throwin' on some cheese and gravy on top of our fries (that's a poutine)

And we wear our plaid sweaters when we walk amongst the northern lights

Rockies and prairies, oceans and lakes

Other than winter, all the seasons are great

Brushin' off the snow a little longer than we'd like, oh-oh-oh

But you won't hear us complaining 'cause that just wouldn't be polite (no man)

'Cause up here, in Canada

The air's clear, the weather's adequate

We all cheer, we're pretty passionate

And everybody has a pet polar bear (and a moose)

Yah, up here, in Canada

Celsius, kilometres, Prime Ministers and provinces

We maybe say it different but we always keep our promises

We said we'd win the gold back in 2010 (and we did)

But because we're so nice, we'll let you win every now and again (but not too much)

'Cause up here, in Canada

We like beards, we think they're fabulous

We don't fear, if people laugh at us

For wearing six pairs of long underwear (and a toque)

Yah, up here, in Canada

Basketball, telephones, Wonder-bras and hockey

Snowmobiles, ketchup chips and even walkie-talkies

Peanut butter, garbage bags, the mighty foghorn

Just a few things that you can thank us for (you're welcome)

Shatner, Carrey, Myers, Gosling, Reynolds and Reeves

Candy, Short, Michael J. and all of Schitt's Creek

Celine, Shania, Adams, Bieber, Bublé and Drake

We're sorry about Nickelback, yah, that was a mistake

We're sorry, we're sorry, yah, we're sorry, eh

We're so, so, sorry!

'Cause up here, in Canada

We like beer, and our cannabis

And each year, we all get taxed a bunch

But everybody gets free healthcare (and a goos)

Yah, up here, in Canada

Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo

Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo

Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo

Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo

Coo-ooh-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo