Truth Is Out of Style

Please let me introduce you

To a brand new idea

It ain’t like your stupid car

‘Cause it don’t come from Korea

I won’t charge you for this tip

But you can take it to the bank

And when your whole life starts to turn around

You’ll know who to thank

“Thank God for MC 900”

Will be the first thing you say

When you’re jumping out of bed

At the start of every day

You’ll be dropping on your knees

While you’re calling out my name

Saying, “thank you, thank you, thank you!”

And you’ll bless the day

I came into your life

Which up to this point

Has been a big fat joke

That you were playing on yourself

But now it’s time you awoke

From this dream you’ve been having

And confront reality

So shut your mouth for one minute

And pay attention to me.

‘Cause I am going to reveal the secret

Of my success

So that now you can share

In my continued happiness

You will know the blissful peace

Of all the masters of old

And anything that you touch

Will turn to 14 carat gold

It’s an easy five-word sentence

That’s the key to all your dreams

So from now on you don’t have to worry

About no complex schemes

Your life will be a simple game

That you will always win

And for every dollar that you spend

The bank will pay back ten

Now I know you’re saying

Why don’t he stop beating ‘round the bush?

Well I’ll get there when I get there

So there ain’t no need to push

The point I’m trying to make

Contains my whole philosophy

So, listen to what I tell you

And repeat it after me:

Truth Is Out Of Style ...

Yeah, I hear what you’re saying:

“MC 900 FT JESUS, exactly how did you come to the

conclusion that Truth Is Out Of Style?”

I was on my way to work one day

I spied a rocket ship

Some aliens abducted me

And took me on a trip

Back to a previous existence

On another astral plane

I met a real nice lady there

Named Shirley MacLaine

“The truth is not an obstacle

For someone such as me,” she said

“Because, you see, we all create

Our own reality

And if a problem should arise

The best thing you can say

Is ‘don’t worry, be happy,

And have a nice day’”

I thanked her very kindly

For the excellent advice

She said she’d bill me later

At a reasonable price

Then the aliens brought me back

And beamed me down into this bar

But I could not go to work

Because Bigfoot stole my car

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