Poop in a Bag

Walking my dog

Down the street

Leash in my hand

Shoes on my feet

We slow down when she starts to squat

I scoop the poop and I tie the knot

I’ve got poop in a bag

Poop in a bag

I’ve got hot fresh poop in a bag

Poop in a bag

Poop in a bag

I’ve got hot fresh poop in a bag

My friend Suzanne

Rounding the block

With her best friend Cody

Out for a walk

They slow down when Cody starts a sniffin’

Before you know it, Suzanne’s whistling

Poop in a bag

Poop in a bag

She's got hot fresh poop in a bag

Out in the country the rules don’t apply

You can let your poochie poo

Feed every country fly

But back in the city the rules are for you

Keep your poochie poo off your neighbor’s shoe

And you’ll have poop in a bag

Poop in a bag

You’ll have hot fresh poop in a bag

Poop in a bag

Poop in a bag

I’ve got hot fresh poop in a bag

Poop in a bag

Man, what a drag

Walking around with poop in a bag