The God of Blight Walks into My Bar

Dramatis Personae:

Kaito V3, Oliver as Jeronis Leror (Present and Past, Respectively)

Dex & Diana as The Plauge Doctors

Avanna and YOHIOloid as the Goddess and An Dagda

Avanna, Diana, Meiko V3, Hatsune Miku V4, Kagimine Len/Rin V4, Ruby, and Amy as the Witches of Arcane University Brewing Co.

Kagimine Len and Run as Death and War

(Intro Chorus)

Jeronis Leror:

You refused to be the god you claim to be

It's been like that throughout history

So I raise a flagon to thee

Drink till your dead your goal

I can tell

Why would a god

In their right mind walk into my bar here in Hell.

(Verse 1)

Hello there been a while since I served you up there.

Way up there

On the prime material.

But now you come to me for advice,

Or to drown your sorrow.

What you want to know I don't want to show.

Hey, plague doctors, could you help me

Explain now the mess he's in?

Plauge Doctor Dex: